How to get divorced by 30

Read this.  Well-written, and for better or worse, applicable to my life.  I found myself agreeing with many of the things written here.  Guess I need to do a better job of learning from my mistakes...especially this:
STEP ONE: Jump from your horrible early-20s relationship right
into a mid-20s relationship without learning or growing or pondering
what you really want out of a mate — then marry that person.

this:
STEP THREE: Believe that opposites attract.

this:
STEP NINE: Compromise to the point that both parties are unhappy.

and this:
STEP TEN: Cling to distractions.