Friday, December 31, 2010

You don't get me because you're not (fill in the blank)

It was brought to my attention that I have been letting this space die.  And it's true.  I haven't been doing it purposefully.  Quite frankly, I've had a lot of great adventures in the last half of 2010.  But I'm lazy, and I also don't want my parents to read some of that stuff (Hi Mom and Dad!).  ;)


I've been thinking about some stuff lately that is shockingly world appropriate.  And I was nagged to start writing in this space again.  So here I am. 


When I was in my MA program, I concentrated pretty heavily on bureaucracy.  Within the bureaucracy literature, there is a debate as to whether one needs to be "like" someone in order to accurately and adequately represent their views and desires.  This is the old "you need to walk a mile in my shoes before you get me" argument.  When I first found this argument, my gut reaction was to say "no, of course not."  After all, if you need to be exactly like someone to represent them, the whole idea of Democracy is probably flawed.  However, the more I contemplate this, the more I wonder if it's not true.


Thoughts welcomed.



Friday, September 17, 2010

Judgment and Societal Norms

I've been very delinquent posting here recently.  I've been running around with sporadic internet access lately and that's part of it.  The other part is that a lot of the interesting stuff in my life is not necessarily public appropriate.  I also think it's probably pretty boring to read about the stuff that is public appropriate.  At any rate, I digress.


I'm back in MD after an extended period away.  I've been catching up on conversations with a lot of friends.  It might not surprise you to know that many of my friends live "alternative" lifestyles, considering I myself live an alternative lifestyle in some ways (though I tend to think of myself as pretty normal).  For whatever reason, several of these recent conversations have centered on societal norms.  I've been doing a lot of thinking about the subject.


Why the hell are so many of these norms still "normal" in this day and age?  I'm not talking about societal norms that exist for obvious reasons.  I mean, it seems pretty clear why murder is inappropriate in any society that expects to function.  That is clearly a rational norm.  But what about other things?


In one conversation, the topic that jump-started confusion over norms was marriage.  Two of my friends who have an unconventional relationship recently got married.  The decision to legally formalize their relationship had more to do with legal practicalities than anything else; they are not the kind of people who need to follow the expected conventional path in terms of marriage.  Nor did they have a traditional wedding, reception, etc.  For some reason, this seems to bother many people they know.  Why?  Why would this have any bearing on other people?  It doesn't.  And yet other people seem to feel the need to interject judgment on them for not doing it the "right" way.  This behavior eludes me.  Why does it matter if someone does all the traditional stuff?  How two people choose to live their life together is really only relevant to the two people involved.  So what if YOU want a traditional wedding...are you so unwilling to accept that not everyone might want the same things you do?


In another conversation, I was discussing the fact that I am not a traditional romantic.  Don't get me wrong, I love romance, but what most people think of as "romance" is not me.  I don't need a big engagement ring or elaborate proposal.  As a matter of fact, I'd rather have the proposal be private than some big public declaration of the intent to marry.  And as for the ring, it seems like there are better things to spend money on than a piece of bling.  I don't need material gifts.  I'd much rather celebrate special ocassions by, you know, actually spending time with the people I love.  Spending time is more important to me than material goods.  And yet so many people seem to think it means you don't love them if you don't buy someone roses on Valentine's day (I'd rather have you buy me Gerber daisies on a random day when you know I'm in a bad mood).  Why do people judge other couples as "not in love" if they don't all engage in the accepted relationship practices?  I have yet to figure this out.  How the heck do you know what two people feel for each other or what is meaningful to them?  Is it so hard to understand that people might be different?


I was very much raised to think that adults should be able to do their own thing.  People celebrate life, death, happiness, and sadness in different ways.  People grieve differently.  Why should I force my understanding of any of these concepts on you?  I'm so happy my family looks at life with this attitude.  You don't want to come to so and so's funeral because you want to grieve alone?  Great.  No one is going to judge you.  Let us know if you need anything.  No one that I care about is going to get snippy because I chose not to have a garter toss at my wedding, but hey, if you want to do that at your wedding, I'm not going to look down on you.  Do your own thing.  Do what is important to you.


There are so many important things in the world.  Life and death things.  Perhaps the world would be a better place if people focused more on the important things and less on the bullshit.  Perhaps people should focus more on what is important to those who they care about than what society thinks those people should or should not be doing.


This is one of those things that I don't think I'm ever going to get.  There seem to be a lot of those things, and most of them have to do with social traditions and norms that do not seem to be based on any kind of rationality.



Monday, July 12, 2010

Adventure 2010

I can't even remember the first time I was on a boat.  Supposedly, my mom was on my grandparents' boat when she was pregnant with me, so it must've been early on in my life.

When growing up, summers were spent in one of two places: Michigan with my cousins, or on the Pacific Ocean on my grandparents' sailboat, the Ilikai II, a Panda 40. 

Eventually my grandparents' sold their boat, and for a few years, our boating adventures were limited to charters.  Then, two years ago, there was the debacle that was my Dad buying a boat while my Mom was out of town (they got out of it).  Finally, last year, they ended up getting a great price (yay faltering economy) on a Grand Banks 42 Classic, Change of Latitude.

In 2009 I spent about 5 weeks on Change of Latitude; 3 in the Summer and 2 in the Winter.  And now I'm headed back for round 2.  Will be aboard COL from July 15th-August 3rd.  Expect many pictures when I return.  Before that, you can follow progress at the blog my dad finally set up here.  And if you are curious, you can follow my Aunt and Uncle's trip around the world in their catamaran here.



Sunday, July 11, 2010

Hermiting

People who know me well know that I am actually quite a private person.  Sure, I'm loud and make inappropriate jokes when in a crowd, but I tend to hold the important things close to my heart, without letting many people know the depths of my feelings or emotions.  Especially the things that are important to me.  I don't like to feel so vulnerable.  Vulnerable is scary.  Vulnerable is also why I've been super-moody for the past several weeks.  So please accept my apology if I've blown you off recently.  Or ignored your IM, or phone call.  I've kinda just felt like being alone.  Things need to be taken care of on the home front, and I'm hoping being relatively incommunicado from the world on a boat for a few weeks will help with that.  Cheers.



Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Nostalgia

Can hardly wait til December.  :D


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(photo by the ever talented Tim Whims)



Saturday, June 12, 2010

I <3 Princess Leia

I so totally remember this moment.  We were on Cannon Beach, in Oregon.  Flying kites (obv).  Perfect day for it as it was really windy.  Of course, my hair kept getting in my face, despite the pink barrettes my mom had in my hair.  lol


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Yes, I Have a Strangely Awesome Family

I credit my parents for my love of learning.  I have always been inquisitive (others might say downright nosy).  I was that nerdy kid that actually read through the dictionary, and several volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica.  After accomplishing those lofty goals, I saw fit to read the entirety of the 92.x section (biographies) in our local library.  And after that, I tended to get rather obssess-y about different periods in history, reading everything I could about it, and then moving on to another time period.  Somewhere in there, I also managed to read both Old and New Testament of the Bible.  Strange considering my family is, at best, agnostic.  Good thing I am a quick reader.

In elementary and middle school, probably in an attempt to keep me and my already rather ADD-self from getting bored, my Dad started giving us challenges.  He'd ask us a question and we had to come up with the answer before dinner the next day.  They were generally mini-research projects.  I thought this was awesome.  (See, I told you I was a very abnormal child).  (FTR, this is also probably why I am so good at trivia).

My immediate family only gets together 2-3 times/year if we are lucky these days.  My sister has a work schedule that keeps her fairly busy on most holidays and my dad travels a lot for work.  Generally the four of us only get together for a day at Thanksgiving and a few days at Christmas.  This year, we all managed to coordinate a week on my parents' boat as well.  The last time my sister and I were on a boat together with my parents was 2004?  2002?  Awhile ago, at any rate.

So, in order to make the most of our time together, my dad sent out an email today suggesting that we do theme nights.  He suggested a few ideas, mostly relating to old family traditions, and asked for other ideas.  My sister suggested a quiz night about stuff related to the boat.  Hmmmmmm... I might need to study up.  Sounds like another research project to me.  ;)



Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Top of the Trop, Monday night, 11:10pm

Though I don't really remember how we got on the subject, it quickly became one of those conversations that you want to bottle and save, so the next time someone asks you about yourself you can just say "listen to this" rather than trying to explain it.  My sister and I seem to have those conversations a lot.

This particular evening, we were sitting in the lounge area at the Top of the Trop (which is one of those places I'm glad most people in AC do not know about) with her boyfriend.  We were discussing psychology.  More particularly each of our own psychology.  How it shaped various relationships we've had.  How our personalities have driven our relationships with our parents.  And how all of our personalities interacted together.  How so few people really *knew* our true personalities. 

Sarah noted: "I think a lot of people I know now would be surprised to learn how clingy I was when I was younger."

I responded: "I think a lot of people you knew then would be surprised you are socially functional now."

She rebutted: "I'm more socially functional than you!!!"

I paused for a moment and considered.  I could not disagree.



Thursday, May 27, 2010

WSOP Fantasy 2010

I have a decent track record in WSOP Fantasy pools.  This year, I'm in one with @scsuhockey10 and @teamgetbig

I think we have an interesting group of teams.  We're using WSOP POTY points to determine winner and not weighting any events.  I tried to pick people who I think will play a large number of events as well as having a good shot at cashing in the events in which they play (duh).  Didn't get all my desired picks, and I forgot about Vanessa Selbst after thinking I should pick her, but overall I'm happy with my team. Annette is somewhat of a question mark, since this is the first WSOP she is eligible to play in, but she is one of my favorite players and massively talented.  Hopefully she will make some deep runs.

Andy:


  • Ivey

  • Timoshenko

  • Greenstein

  • T. Chan

  • Bonomo

  • Glantz

  • Grospellier

  • Shorr

  • S. Gross

  • Jaka


Bob:


  • Lauria

  • Harder

  • Baldwin

  • Clements

  • Marchese

  • S. Stein

  • Leah

  • Busquet

  • Van Alstyne

  • Mackey


Katie:


  • Mercier

  • Hellmuth

  • Lisandro

  • Obrestad

  • Bloch

  • Juanda

  • Monnette

  • Hawrilenko

  • Ferguson

  • Parker



Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Quote from a Friend on my FB Wall

"If
I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me,
this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very
best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so
until the end. If the end brings me out all right, what's said against
me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten angels
swearing I was right would make no difference."

--Abraham Lincoln


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing the Plobcycle

"@ckbwop I think I just figured out what a #plobcycllle is. Blog post coming. #muhahahaha" - me, earlier this evening on Twitter.



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My stack shortly before the game broke after the plobcycle helped me to recover from $150/$300.


Flashback to WPBT in December.  We had arrived on Thursday.  We partied like rockstars.  Sunday came and went.  A bunch of us ended up, post-football, at the IP Geisha bar for our last hurrah before everyone went home.  CK and I were standing around, drinking our drinks, when she looks at me and asks if we should see if the Sunday night IP mixed game is running.  I look across the pit.  The poker room is only like 500 feet from us.  We wander over with Dawn.  Somehow, before you know it, there is NOT a mixed game, but a 1/2 NLHE game, featuring the drunken likes of me, CK, Dawn, F-train, Penner, and assorted others.  There was also a whole Rich/Not Rich controversy and as it turns out I actually knew Not Rich, but I digress.  Much hilarity ensued at this game, and if you were not there, you totally missed out.


At one point, some blogger donkey made a wheel.  In 1/2 NLHE.  I immediately flashed back to four years ago at the Trop.  There was a crazy Asian woman who would say "biiiiiiiiiiicyclllllllle!" in a super annoying voice every time she made a wheel.  I'm certain I said both "biiiiiiiiiicycllllllllllle!" and told the story to the other bloggers.  For some reason this seemed very funny at the time.  I'm guessing because we were all pretty drunk.


Though WPBT ended shortly thereafter, periodically, CK and I would tweet "#biiiiicyclllllle" to each other, primarily when one of us tweeted about playing O8.  I started abusing the hashtag, and one day when I was playing PLO, someone tweeted #biiiiicycllllllle in an attempt to wish me good PLO luck.  A discussion of how a bicycle was clearly a terrible PLO hand ensued.  CK tweeted "#plobcyclllllle!" (which, in my mind, is pronounced Plob-cycle, not PLO bicycle).  And thus another hashtag meme was born.  However, none of us could quite figure out what a plobcycle WAS.  Broadway?  No...who wants to flop a straight in Omaha?  We never pinned it down.


Tonight I discovered what a plobcycle was.  If this is NOT a plobcycle, I don't know what is.


The Borgata Poker Room.  Table 19.  1/2 PLO, full ring, lots of donkeys.  Shortly before midnight on a Tuesday.


Your hero is in the 1 seat.  Two to her left is a super lagtard PLO player.  He will always bet your hand for you.  Sadly, your hero has been running badly and is down to $150/$300.  Her game plan for getting even?  Repot the lagtard the next time she has a quality hand.

Oh, look at this!  Hero has looked down to see AdTdAcQc.  She is UTG.  Purrrrrrrfect.  Hero innocently throws two chips in the pot. Two seat also limps.  Three seat pots as expected.  $12.  What's this?  Several calls of the $12?  Even better.  I make it $60 to go.  Somewhat shockingly, 2, 3, 4, 8, and 10 seat all flat the $60.  I pray to hit the flop hard because I'm jamming my remaining $90 no matter what it is.  Flop: A25.  Rainbow.  I jam, praying no one has 34, for a #biiiiicyclllllle.  2 seat folds.  3 seat folds.  4 seat...pots?  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!  I happen to know the 4 seat and he is not potting here to do me a solid and offer me protection.  He is potting because he has 34.  He flopped a motherfucking #biiiiicycllllllllle.

Everyone folds.  He does not table his hand, but I know I need the board to pair.  The whole table is well aware I have flopped top set, though I have not tabled my hand either.  My opponent knows he needs to dodge the board pairing.  I'm thinking "ONE TIME!!!!!" when the turn comes off a Kd.  "PAIR THE BOARD, DEALER, COME ON!!!!"  The river looks to be a safe Js.  

The 4 seat sighs relief and tables 2345, right as I say, "I have broadway."  The entire table is shocked.  "You don't have top set?," the 6 seat asks, clearly confused.  I table AAQT double-suited.  The four seat curses under his breath.  "Nice hand, Katie."  I get pushed a very large pot.  Good return on investment for $150.

My first thought is: "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a plobcycle." 



Saturday, April 24, 2010

OMG, not a post about poker!

The other day I was spending some time with Molly and the topic of health insurance came up.  I'm officially uninsured June 15th (which reminds me, I guess I should look into private "Oh Shit" insurance, but, I digress...).  She asked me how I planned to handle that.

In reality, I hope to have a job on the horizon by then, so hopefully this will not be such a big deal.  Furthermore, I'm relatively healthy.  I've only been to the hospital twice in my life, both due to my own klutziness.  I don't have any pre-existing conditions or medication I need to take for anything.  The only pill I take on a daily basis is my birth control.  And therein lies the rub.

I told Molly the primary reason I want health insurance is so I don't have to pay $50/month for something that all women should have affordable access to.  Right now I pay $5/month.  A few years ago when I was working a 9 to 5-er, I paid $2.50/month.  But $50/month for basic birth control pills?  Why?  ¡Que ridículo



Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Why is Katie always talking about Latin dancing when she gets unlucky?

RT @ehonda500mob #Rumbas what do that mean @OnAFoldDraw @caitycaity



Anyone who owns an iPhone knows that its autocorrect feature sometimes takes a little while to get used to your own peculiarities.  For a very long time, whenever I wanted to type "for", I would end up with "fir" prompting numerous embarrassing texts in which I sound like an uneducated hick, as well as myriad pine tree jokes from @onafolddraw.  And then there was the time at the series last year when I sent a bunch of angry tweets where "go fuck yourself" got changed to "go duck yourself."  Not QUITE the same effect.  Fortunately, my phone has now adapted and realizes that when I type fuck, I generally didn't intend to say duck. 

Rumbas is one such addition to my lexicon that I have decided to keep.  I can't tell the hilarity of how rumbas started in 140 characters, so here is the official story:

Sometime back in 2009, I was at Harrah's AC Poker room.  @realdawnsummers and I were tweeting back and forth about my session which had just come to an abrupt end when my QQ < 92o after I check-raise 5 bet from UTG pre flop.  Yes, it was one of THOSE days.  Actually, that day had a happy ending, as I got a pep talk from Brian ("If there was any player in this room that I would back, it would be you! You KNOW you can do this!") and ended up with profit, after getting stuck quite a lot.  But I digress.

I was in the midst of some "OMFG can you believe 92 just cracked my QQ? How is 924r not a safe flop there???" tweet to Dawn when I decided I needed to add a bunch of hilarious hashtags.  (In case you don't know, Dawn is the queen of #SuperLongHashTagMemesThatAlwaysCrackMeUp).  Of course, the first hashtag I added was #runbad...or at least what I thought was #runbad.  I was tilty and taking a walk to get my head together and hit send without proofreading. 

Shortly thereafter, I noticed my iPhone had autocorrected #runbad to #rumbas.  In case you don't know, a rumba is a Latin dance.  In between fits of laughter, I tweeted back Dawn to say "#rumbas, WTF is that? OBV I meant #runbad. LOL"

Apparently Dawn thought #rumbas was as funny as me, so now we both frequently use #rumbas instead of #runbad.  I have to say, it makes me giggle a little bit every time, and therefore not be on #rumbas tilt.  In addition to the dance, rumbas is also the Spanish word for parties, which is of course what one tends to throw when on tilt after some #runbad.  Perhaps my smart phone is actually smarter than me...



Monday, April 12, 2010

Slumber My Darling

Been listening to Appalachia Waltz and Appalachian Journey a lot recently.  Here is a favorite.









Slumber, my darling, thy mother is near,

Guarding thy dreams from all terror and fear,

Sunlight has pass'd and the twilight has gone,

Slumber, my darling, the night's coming on.

Sweet visions attend thy sleep,

Fondest, dearest to me,

While others their revels keep,

I will watch over thee.



Slumber, my darling, the birds are at rest,

The wandering dews by the flow'rs are caressed,

Slumber, my darling, I'll wrap thee up warm,

And pray that the angels will shield thee from harm.



Slumber, my darling, till morn's blushing ray

Brings to the world the glad tidings of day;

Fill the dark void with thy dreamy delight--

Slumber, thy mother will guard thee tonight,

Thy pillow shall sacred be

From all outward alarms;

Thou, thou are the world to me

In thine innocent charms.



Slumber, my darling, the birds are at rest,

The wandering dews by the flow'rs are caressed,

Slumber, my darling, I'll wrap thee up warm,

And pray that the angels will shield thee from harm



Thursday, April 8, 2010

Line of the day

"It could be the most spirited interspecies escape since The Rescuers."

(link courtesy of my sister)

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060705-mouse-frog.html



Monday, March 29, 2010

How can you not be a fan of Bob Dylan?

@puravida26 has just put me on a Bob Dylan kick.

Visions Of Johanna








Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks when you’re tryin' to be so quiet?

We sit here stranded, though we’re all doin’ our best to deny it

And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin’ you to defy it

Lights flicker from the opposite loft

In this room the heat pipes just cough

The country music station plays soft

But there’s nothing, really nothing to turn off

Just Louise and her lover so entwined

And these visions of Johanna that conquer my mind


In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman’s bluff with the key chain

And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the “D” train

We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight

Ask himself if it’s him or them that’s really insane

Louise, she’s all right, she’s just near

She’s delicate and seems like the mirror

But she just makes it all too concise and too clear

That Johanna’s not here

The ghost of ’lectricity howls in the bones of her face

Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place


Now, little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously

He brags of his misery, he likes to live dangerously

And when bringing her name up

He speaks of a farewell kiss to me

He’s sure got a lotta gall to be so useless and all

Muttering small talk at the wall while I’m in the hall

How can I explain?

Oh, it’s so hard to get on

And these visions of Johanna, they kept me up past the dawn


Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial

Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while

But Mona Lisa musta had the highway blues

You can tell by the way she smiles

See the primitive wallflower freeze

When the jelly-faced women all sneeze

Hear the one with the mustache say, “Jeeze

I can’t find my knees”

Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule

But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so cruel


The peddler now speaks to the countess who’s pretending to care for him

Sayin’, “Name me someone that’s not a parasite and I’ll go out and say a prayer for him”

But like Louise always says

“Ya can’t look at much, can ya man?”

As she, herself, prepares for him

And Madonna, she still has not showed

We see this empty cage now corrode

Where her cape of the stage once had flowed

The fiddler, he now steps to the road

He writes ev’rything’s been returned which was owed

On the back of the fish truck that loads

While my conscience explodes

The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain

And these visions of Johanna are now all that remain

Sad-Eyed Lady Of The Lowlands








With your mercury mouth in the missionary times,

And your eyes like smoke and your prayers like rhymes,

And your silver cross, and your voice like chimes,

Oh, who among them do they think could bury you?

With your pockets well protected at last,

And your streetcar visions which you place on the grass,

And your flesh like silk, and your face like glass,

Who among them do they think could carry you?

Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands,

Where the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes,

My warehouse eyes, my Arabian drums,

Should I leave them by your gate,

Or, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?


With your sheets like metal and your belt like lace,

And your deck of cards missing the jack and the ace,

And your basement clothes and your hollow face,

Who among them can think he could outguess you?

With your silhouette when the sunlight dims

Into your eyes where the moonlight swims,

And your matchbook songs and your gypsy hymns,

Who among them would try to impress you?

Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands,

Where the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes,

My warehouse eyes, my Arabian drums,

Should I leave them by your gate,

Or, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?


The kings of Tyrus with their convict list

Are waiting in line for their geranium kiss,

And you wouldn’t know it would happen like this,

But who among them really wants just to kiss you?

With your childhood flames on your midnight rug,

And your Spanish manners and your mother’s drugs,

And your cowboy mouth and your curfew plugs,

Who among them do you think could resist you?

Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands,

Where the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes,

My warehouse eyes, my Arabian drums,

Should I leave them by your gate,

Or, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?


Oh, the farmers and the businessmen, they all did decide

To show you the dead angels that they used to hide.

But why did they pick you to sympathize with their side?

Oh, how could they ever mistake you?

They wished you’d accepted the blame for the farm,

But with the sea at your feet and the phony false alarm,

And with the child of a hoodlum wrapped up in your arms,

How could they ever, ever persuade you?

Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands,

Where the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes,

My warehouse eyes, my Arabian drums,

Should I leave them by your gate,

Or, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?


With your sheet-metal memory of Cannery Row,

And your magazine-husband who one day just had to go,

And your gentleness now, which you just can’t help but show,

Who among them do you think would employ you?

Now you stand with your thief, you’re on his parole

With your holy medallion which your fingertips fold,

And your saintlike face and your ghostlike soul,

Oh, who among them do you think could destroy you?

Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands,

Where the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes,

My warehouse eyes, my Arabian drums,

Should I leave them by your gate,

Or, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?



Friday, March 26, 2010

Two Random Thoughts About Poker

Both thoughts occurred to me when I was driving to get dinner.  Not sure why.

1) I have played 2/5/10 PLO on more than one occasion.  The stakes do not particularly scare me.  And yet for some reason 5/10 NLHE really scares me a lot.  2/5/10 is a much bigger game than 5/10 NLHE, so why the incongruity?  I think know I have more confidence in my PLO game.  Need to think about this more and think of how I can improve my NLHE game and my confidence.  I am NOT SCARED when I sit at a PLO table.  Depending on the table makeup, sometimes I am a little nervous at NLHE.

2) I feel decidedly anti-feminist for saying so, but I've been thinking a lot about women in poker recently, and most of it is not good.  I'm too tired to write a coherent essay on this topic right now (a la CK), but I do have some additional thoughts on this that I'd like to share.  Let's just say that most of my thoughts on this topic make me feel like a bad person, and certainly a bad woman. 



Tuesday, March 16, 2010

It's March?

It seems like just yesterday when I was wondering what 2010 would bring.  I've been sadly neglecting my blog for a long time.  I have had lots of interesting adventures in the past three months, but I've had various reasons for not wanting to post about them here from 1) my parents read this to 2) lazy.  

January was mostly spent at the Borgata for the Winter Poker open where I drank a lot with @alcanthang, @scsuhockey10, and @spidurman.  I also bubble +1'd the Borgata Winter Poker open PLO $400 tourney.  Yes, that's right.  I played for 12.5 hours, and outlasted 86 people to bust in 11th place when 9 paid.  Frustrating to say the least. (Yeah, that's me in my red UMD sweatshirt at the final two tables about 45 minutes before busting). I suppose I should be happy though because I played my absolute best and was pretty much card dead throughout the entire 12 hours of the tourney.  If I had just had one big hand in the last 9 hours of the tourney, I definitely would have moneyed.

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The first weekend of March @alcanthang and I went down to Greenville, SC for Mastodon Weekend.  I met some great new people, reconnected with old friends, finally met some people I have been talking to on twitter for awhile, did a lot of hijinking which probably should not be shared in a public forum (here's a clue, if you want the dirt, follow me on twitter), and popped my Wafflehouse cherry.

From South Carolina, I went to NJ for my 5th annual ATLarge, which was similiar to Mastodon Weekend in a lot of ways. Met some new people, chilled with old friends, and lots of hijinking.

And now, here I am for Spring Break in CT.  I've been trying to figure out what to do with my life over the past few months, but it's definitely time to get serious about that.  I plan to rejoin the working world in the near future...assuming I can find a job.  My poker bankroll is in bad shape, and though I love many things about this lifestyle, sweating money and not having health insurance are not very enjoyable.  I've decided that it's not too feasible to do this without living closer to legalized poker.  At the limits I'm playing, I need to put in too many hours.  Since I'm not moving to NJ or NV anytime soon, time to get a job in the meantime, get my bankroll back in good shape, and see what I want to do from there.  Additionally, I really feel an urge to make the world a better place, and grinding out a living on the felt is certainly not contributing to that. Nor is it contributing to my overall intellectual satisfaction.  As a matter of fact, I feel like poker has made me a rather boring conversationalist.  I have certainly not spent any significant time with people outside the poker world in a long, long time.

At any rate, thanks for continuing to read, and I promise I will try to do better about posting more to my blog. I can't promise to be a @realdawnsummers or anything, but I will try.



Saturday, January 9, 2010

WBCOOP

Online Poker

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! The WBCOOP is a free online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers, so register on WBCOOP to play.

Registration code: 526523



Wednesday, January 6, 2010

2009 - A Year in Terrible Quality iPhotos

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This is my first mobile photo of 2009.  It's Princess, @onetimeforpop's Rottweiler.  And I'd recognize that rug anywhere - that's the SHOP.  No other place that I know of where people can play poker with an adorable dog putting her head in your lap. (1/2009)

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Though I don't get to see my Dad all that often, he does consult in DC from time to time.  I am the frequent beneficiary of some yummy, expensive dinners when he is in town. This was taken at a very yummy steakhouse at the new National Harbor complex, next to the scenic Anacostia River (/sarcasm). (1/2009)

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In for $200, sitting on $603 at the apt (Feb 2009)

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Someone might be a little tilty...look at that chip pile! (Feb 2009)

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Check out those racks of pink....too bad they were worth a fraction of their value at this game...  I don't remember the rotation, but this was a night of stupid poker at the apt.  (March 2009)

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Now, these pinks OTOH are face value.  I crushed the pink o8 game at ATLARGE at the Taj in AC this year.  Repeatedly. (March 2009)

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Most of the month of March, I lived at the Showboat in AC (no really...I was there every day in March except for 8).  I got to know the bartender at the videopoker bar right next to the poker room pretty well.  My sis frequently stopped by to have some drinks after work. (March 2009)

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One of my cousins got married in Tucson.  A few days after the wedding, my sister, her boyfriend, and I went on a trail ride in the desert.  We rode horses, but I felt obliged to take a picture of the donkey. (Apr 2009)

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In May, one of our favorite bartenders at the Turtle concocted a special drink, just for me, @onafolddraw, and @bmorebilly.  @onafolddraw named it the "girly man" b/c it is bright pink.  It is however, delicious.  Vodka, Redbull, pineapple juice, grenadine.  

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At the Rio in Vegas for the WSOP.  @onafolddraw and I got this super pimped out suite.  Note that it has a globe.  We decided that the new standard for suite pimpage is "Globe? Yes/No" (June 2009)

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At the end of July, I made a spontaneous pilgrimage to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.  I drove there straight from NJ, stayed overnight, drove home the next day. (July 2009)

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This bit of hilariousness was in my motel room in Cleveland. (July 2009)

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Anne finally took me to go to the Baltimore Aquarium, which I had never gone to before...after living in this area for 13 years. (July 2009)

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In July and August I went on a 3 week-long boat trip with my parents from Alaska, through British Columbia, and then around Washington state.  It couldn't have come at a better time and was very relaxing. (August 2009)

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Went to a labor day party with my sister and her boyfriend.  Our contribution to the party were a million different flavors of jello shots. (August 2009)


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Some time in September (a month where I spent all but 12 days at the Borgata for the Borgata Poker Open), I played my first pink o8 game at the Borgata. (Sept 2009)

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And, I also played my first session of PLO at the Borgata.  In for $200, cashed out over $1k this session. (September 2009)

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In the middle of the Borgata Poker Open, I detoured to Foxwoods for FARGO 2009.  I had a blast and made a lot of new friends.  SOOOOOO glad I went.  (Sept 2009)

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September also saw me detour to Philly after a trip to AC to spend time w @uaegreg and his new law school friends.  At one point during this night, Greg and I both looked at each other and said..."we're 30 year olds, and we're at a house party." (September 2009)

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In October I detoured to Philly again for a poker game @uaegreg set up with his law school buds and an open bar night.  I spent a lot of time on the road in 2009. (October 2009)

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October also saw more pink crushage at the Borgata. (October 2009)

IMG_0332 @alcanthang got this pimped out suite (alas no globe) at the Taj and I snapped this pic of the Borgata and Harrahs. (November 2009)


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Thanksgiving (and my 31st bday) dinner. (November 2009)

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December saw me travel to Vegas for the WPBT.  Shots of Soco at the Geisha Bar with the bloggers FTW. (December 2009)

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And upon my return home, I was greated with a freak snowstorm, dropping 24" of snow in my front yard, and snowing me in (literally) thwarting my lunch plans with @spidurman and my last trip of 2009 to the Borgata. (December 2009)

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Closed off 2009 with another few weeks on my parents' boat.  Mom and I ended up getting stuck in Vancouver for the last week of 2009, and this shelf (and gchats with a select few) helped cure massive boredom. (December 2009)



Saturday, January 2, 2010

My Retirement Plan

At WPBT I shared my retirement plan with @realdawnsummers and generously told her that she could be a co-author.  You see, I have this idea that if I get a book of terrible-but-OK-sounding poker advice published, then not only will I have royalties, but people will play worse.  It's the perfect storm of money-making, right?  ;)

So at WPBT Dawn and I were constantly saying things like "Oh, that's chapter 5..." whenever someone at our table said something idiotic (full chapter list forthcoming).

This morning I awake to see this on Twitter:

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@caitycaity "No, no, you gotta play for them gutshots, you gotta. If you fold, they hit." -Genius to my left: Chapter 13

Perhaps this can be a two-part chapter, or maybe we can have a whole section on gutshots and how to play them because we have to include a discussion of the "gutflush."

The "gutflush" is something made famous by MD Poker's own Rockin' Moroccan, Ali.  The very first time I played with Ali, I flopped top set on a board with a gutshot draw.  We get all money in, his gutshot gets there...  This was several years ago, before I got divorced, and when I still used to berate bad play at the table.  So Ali's gutshot got there and I start asking him WTF.

He looks me dead in the eye and says very seriously: "Well Katie, I had a gutflush."

"WTF is a gutflush, Ali? THERE WAS NOT A FLUSH DRAW ON BOARD."

"No, no...a gutflush is when you have a gutshot draw and you feel it is going to get there...in your gut."

This stunned me into silence.  Not an easy feat.

These days, Ali and I joke about the gutflush, and honestly, when he is betting big in PLO, I usually give him credit.  But the gutflush definitely has to be in The Book.



Friday, January 1, 2010

A Belated Christmas Gift

It's been a long time since I've been at a table where someone was just trying to gift wrap their chips for me $200 at a time.

Last night, depressed about my lack of NYE options, I went to the Edgewater casino in Vancouver for some poker.  Their poker room is separate from their main casino (which, frankly, is not very nice), and their seating system is very bizarre.  Call-ins get first priority.  (They also have NO ALCOHOL in poker room!)  However, after about 30 minutes of waiting, I got a seat at a new table.  Max buy was $200, which I actually generally like as I have found it encourages action. (Side note: I have found that my biggest hits at 1/2 have come at places with <$300 max, MGM in Vegas, Foxwoods back in the day, Florida...it just turns people into shove monkeys and that is a good thing.)

The first orbit at this table, my mind was blown.  I have not seen such terrible poker playing in MONTHS...maybe not even all year.  Several people at the table were ATC shove monkeys, and the other ones were WAY too tight.  There was only one guy at the table I knew I had to be wary of.  In AC, or even in Vegas, there are certainly people who play badly, but it's not usually the whole table making moves like calling with Q-high no draw for their stack (Yes, I did see that at this table).

I ended up in the ten seat, and the guy in the one seat was bullying the tighter players.  More power to him, but he should have known better than to bully when some of the shove monkeys were in the hand.  Twice in the first two orbits he made a giant bet on the river and then mucked without even showing after he was called.  The one time he had the nuts, he bet much smaller on the river.

After about 30 minutes at the table, I got dealt QTcc on the button.  There had been a standard pf raise by the one seat bully to $10, which was called in NINE spots (also standard at this gift of a table).  I decided I might as well jump in with odds like those. 

Flop came Q62, rainbow (one club).  Bully guy bet out $15 into $90 and everyone folded except one of the rocks immediately to my right and me.  We both flatted.  Turn brought the 5c.  Hmmmmmm...  Bully bet out $25.  Tight guy flatted. I raised to isolate...I wanted rocky guy to fold.  Bully just called my raise, and tight guy did the speech muck.  YES!

River came 3h.  One seat immediately bet out $100, which was the vast majority of my remaining stack.  I thought for a minute.  Did he have a four?  Possible but not likely.  He had been seriously under-betting when he was strong.  Every time I had seen him make a big bet on river, it was a bluff.  He had either a busted draw or some small pair.  Plus, I had basically folded every hand I got for the first 30 minutes, so I figured I was a prime target for push around the nit.  

After my 30-second analysis, I called.  He turned over 76o.  Wooohoooooo!  I was sitting on a little over $400 at that point.  In the next orbit, I managed to snap him off again, with a similarly average hand, and that time when I raised on the river he just instamucked. 

Shortly thereafter, he went bust and did not rebuy again.  I was sitting on $600, and looked around the table.  Suddenly we were 6 handed, with me and a bunch of old nits all sitting on $100 or less.  I had only been playing for an hour, and decided to get up.

While happy with my profit, I found something not very satisfying in taking that money.  It really was like shooting fish in a barrel.  Too easy.  :p

Dunno if I'm headed back there tonight.  Still two days left in Vancouver.