*Last night at a bar, a guy asked for my number. After stumbling my way through the whole thing, and Anne laughing at how my game sucked so bad, I realized I am woefully out of practice in the ways of flirting.
me: I have no game. The last time I dated someone was literally in the 90's. I didn't even have a cell phone then!
Melissa: Are you seriously trying to ask people in this department for dating advice?
me: Yeah but you are missing the point. The last time I dated someone was when people were freaking out about Y2K.
Melissa: I wasn't even allowed to date the last time you dated someone.
me: Thanks.
Laryssa: At least the last time you dated someone it wasn't still called the Soviet Union.
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