Ha ha ha... my horoscope for today

Money may be a problem for you at this time. You can trade your way out
of a difficulty or borrow money. The latter is not advisable right now
as you'll be tempted to clock up those debts, add more zeros to your
credit card and ultimately find yourself cornered by your inability to
meet those repayments. Think about strategies for increasing your
income and working your way out of this yourself without borrowing any
more.  Your relationships are especially affectionate and
friendly at this time, and you may benefit socially or materially
through an opportunity offered to you by a friend. This is a good time
for parties, social gatherings, and other pleasurable activities. You
may just meet someone that makes all this socializing more than just a
good time.