Maybe not a vampire, but close.

I was gmail chatting with a friend the other day and I noted that the worst part for me about returning to a 9-5er would be waking up in the morning.  I'm definitely not a morning person, though I did manage to turn into one of those people who wake up by 10am on weekends after 5 years of the 9-5 thing. 

He immediately retorted with: "But you are always awake early!" 

Indeed.  It was 7:30am when we were chatting.

Before I could type my response he wrote again: "Oh.  *Still* awake?"

Yessir.  Definitely NOT a morning person.  I much prefer to be able to sleep when I am sleepy and wake when I'm not.